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UPDATE! (Insert newsy music here)

So, my employment sucks away my idle hours leaving very little time for anything that isn’t productive. And I kinda hate it. Second shift leaves almost no time for anything else but work and sleep, and mandated overtime sucks the fucking life out of me. I don’t get anything done or don’t get time to do nothing.

In less depressing news, I spent the weekend with my girl, got to see my tribal brother graduate, and lost weight, so I get to shop at mall stores. Rue 21 makes a damn comfy pair of jeans.

So, yeah, that’s pretty much everything since last I was here.

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How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley 
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How to love a woman.

“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley 

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Yes. I concur with this meme by comorbid

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ATTENTION:

This post is intended for a few of the girls I follow and who follow me, but if you get something from it, then it’s for you, too.

I know there are some people that follow you that are solely interested in seeing your nudity. (This probably applies in reality, too.) It can’t be helped, there are stupid little maggots on this planet. But there are some of us that are genuinely interested in what you have to say, or some picture that you think is cool, or cute, or funny.

But a few of you have really been down as of late. Loneliness creeping in, and all that. And to you I say: KNOCK IT OFF.

I know it sucks being lonely. We are bred to be social creatures, and there is nothing more satisfying than being in the arms of someone you care for. Everyone deserves that euphoria.

And by ‘everyone’, I mean you, too.

You are not irredeemable. You are not ugly. There is nothing wrong with you. Trust me.

You all are beautiful. You are all fucking fabulous, and dammit, don’t you dare let anyone fucking tell you otherwise.

Not even yourself.

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I think this really ties my blog together

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I am now fully prepared to bash in Zombie skulls with a blue bass guitar.

Thank you Amazon.

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Oh Dorothy and your long mannish coats, how I miss thee.

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【65枚】便利な画像くれ カナ速
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【65枚】便利な画像くれ カナ速

この並び絵は貴重だ

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skymightfall:

Stuntkid

Stuntkid (Jason Levesque) is an artist I’ve been keeping an eye out for. I love how he makes simple illustrations dramatic and intense without over-working them or having to exaggerate them, something I have tried many times and still having trouble with. I guess I have got to work that little bit harder. Check him out here http://blog.stuntkid.com/

-KingOneUp

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Avatar I'm a 23-year-old, Native American, Scottish, Italian, Hillbilly, Hard Rock, Biker who likes fast driving, loud music, cold Monster and hot women. I'm prone to using an extensive vocabulary, sarcasm, and profanity.

Like many things, I have this for entertainment. I am easily amused, and am rather proud of it. I am a fan of many things. My tastes are rather eclectic, and the various things posted here will reflect such.

You have been fairly warned.
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